[In she comes. Effie inspects the salon, which apparently meets all her expectations because she smiles at the sight of it. And the smell -- mmmm, hair chemicals! It's one of the best smells, really, because it smells like self-betterment and confidence. Carefully she sets her lace-decorated pillbox hat on a nearby table and pats her wig.]
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I am SO glad I didn't miss it.