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[cuteisawayoflife]

[Quinn is walking around town in a weepy, mopey slump. She's been like this pretty much all day, mumbling under her breath and sighing heavily every so often. Or make that every five minutes. Something is obviously bothering her, and it's more than just losing her favorite eyeshadow.]

Oh, if he would only notice me, look my way even once. Why was I cursed to lose my heart to someone whose heart is already claimed by another? It's...it's just not fair! [pitiful moan] She doesn't deserve him, she's just like all the other girls! She's not special like I am! Ooooh, if only I could make him see that...but how?!

Unless... [she's grinning wickedly] I took her out of the picture. Then, he shall be mine...

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[mysicksadlife]

[And this would be Daria, a tabloid reporter, everything in hand to take notes, accosting Quinn at the first opportunity. The smell of a thwarted love affair is like blood in the water, really.]

Miss Morgendorffer. I have just a few questions...

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[cuteisawayoflife]

Oh...yes, I suppose that's okay. [despite the wicked, wicked thoughts brewing in her head she's trying to keep up the sad wounded innocent look]

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[mysicksadlife]

[Daria in any form is not likely find Quinn precisely 'innocent', but it's close enough for both their purposes.]

First, I'd like to know what you plan to do to get him back. [Yep, heard the muttering.]

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[cuteisawayoflife]

Oh? Well...first, I'll need to dispose of this other woman. Trick her into following me to her doom, lock her in a closet, tie her up in the forest, knock her out...there's so many ways...

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[mysicksadlife]

[Normally, Daria would feel compelled to stop this. Right now? She really only wants the scoop. She'll decide later whether to turn it over to the police.]

And where will you keep her at that stage in your plans?

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[cuteisawayoflife]

In a dark room with no windows, of course! I'll slowly deprive her of light, make her use up the last of her air supply by screaming and crying for help and then, when she realizes her so-called true love has found happiness with me, slowly perish from the despair of it all...

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[mysicksadlife]

[In the circumstances, this is not treated as crazy. Not even by Daria. This is a perfectly legitimate and time-tested plot here, and she is furiously taking notes for her daring expose.]

Please go on. What will you do with him?

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[cuteisawayoflife]

I'll go to him, of course, and do everything in my power to make him see how I feel about him. Without actually telling him, of course, not unless he's stupid enough not to pick up on all my hints. But surely, me being my special self should be enough to sway him!

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[mysicksadlife]

[Just don't mind Daria taking down a few more notes. Funny, she still doesn't seem like the sensationalist rag type, and she'll hate herself for selling out her writing like this once it all goes back to normal, but for now she'll definitely dress it up once she gets her chance to.]

And what fate lies in store for these two if you can't have him?

[etudes]

.. You're special..? [ She's willing to believe it, judging from her tone, but she's still a little curious - it's why she blinks. ] How?

[ Yeah, don't mind this spacey-looking girl staring. She's always like this, either way, since she's unaffected by the experiment. ]

[cuteisawayoflife]

I've loved him for so long! Nobody else can ever love him as much as I do! No one could please him like I could!

[etudes]

Ah, but maybe there's someone who has liked him for longer than you have.. I guess you can't know for sure until you ask around, right?

[cuteisawayoflife]

Whoever that bitch is, she doesn't deserve him. Not like I do. Not like I do!

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[ .. Bitch..? She blinks a little bit. ]

I didn't know we were talking about dogs.

[cuteisawayoflife]

We're not! We're talking about an ugly, un-special woman who took my man from me!

[etudes]

I see, so a "bitch" is an ugly, un-special woman who takes men from others.. I understand. She actually sounds a little like a bully..

[cuteisawayoflife]

She's just horrible, and she isn't even pretty! She's just another two-dollar whore who only wants him because he's good-looking! [wails]

[descrier]

I wouldn't be so quick to throw away your life for something like that. There are other things more worth your time.

[cuteisawayoflife]

More important than true love?!

[descrier]

[ She calmly nods. ]

Wouldn't you rather have a chance with something that is more worth your time?

[cuteisawayoflife]

You're talking madness! Madness, I say!

[descrier]

From what I can tell, you're a formidable woman. It makes more sense to take him out of the scenario instead, doesn't it? It would be rid of the root of all your problems.

[cuteisawayoflife]

...stop saying such horrible things! I'm nothing without his love, nothing! [wail]

[descrier]

If he has the indecency to choose another woman over you, don't you think he's the problem?

[cuteisawayoflife]

No, it's all her fault!